Thursday 7 August 2014

Review: The Expendabros (Game)


So one of the new games on steams 'free-to-play' section was a game called 'The Expendabros', it looked interesting so i thought I'd review it for you fine fellows.
One of the reasons I chose to look at this game was that the graphics and game-play were similar to the game 'Super Crate Box' which I  really enjoyed playing. After playing this game for a while i like to think of it as a mix between Super Crate Box and CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) which, in my opinion makes a really fun to play game.Not really isn't a whole lot you can say about this game other than its not big on a story-line, but is big on action (and lets be honest, that's where it really counts).
The game play is that of an 80s side-scroller, which i really LOVE. It also has a very interesting lives system that i haven't really seen before.

I'm not really gonna rate this because its kinda difficult (I don't know that everyone's taste is) i will however say that this game is only 300mb and can run on almost anything so I recommend giving it a try

I'll post something in the near future
Jack

Wednesday 2 July 2014

Stephen King's The Mist Reiew

Okay, so today as my final day of school and I felt that I was way to happy and it didn't suit me so I sat down and had a horror double feature of Stephen King's The Mist followed by The Purge. I have seen the purge before but I was saving the mist for a special day so I've decided to review it while it is still fresh in my memory. So one thing I should mention that I was saving this because it is my first Stephen King movie I have seen several miniseries and TV shows but not movies but I would like to say that this was defiantly worth the wait, I'm not saying that this is one of my favorite movies but it was very...different and I did enjoy it. One of the things I liked about The Mist is its complete lack of censoring the real reactions of panicked people and though I believe that some of their responses are 'questionable' I think the movie raises some very interesting points of human behavior and if you've seen the movie you will understand what I am talking about but if you haven't seen it I would defiantly recommend watching it just once, the special effects are a little 'dated' but over all it is an interesting and well made movie.

Overall I'd rate it about a 8.2/10 stars

thanks for reading,
Jack

Sunday 27 April 2014

Top 10: Heroes of the year 2005


I had a thought as I checked the dates, I think i'm going to  try  and do a Top 10 every month (though I don't make any promises).  Now that I've gotten that out of the way I will get straight to the Top 10: Heroes of the year 2005

10) Warren Peace- Sky High
9)   John Grimm- Doom
8)   John Smith- Mr and Mrs Smith
7)   Riley Denbo- Land Of The Dead
6)   Harry Potter- Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire
5)   Frank Martin- Transporter 2
4)   Cloud Strife- Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
3)   Obi-Wan Kenobi- Star Wars III
2)   Captain Jack- Doctor Who
1)   Captain Mal- Serenity

As I always say, I know I've left some out by accident so fell free to comment your own changes or even your own list.

Hope to post more
Jack and Jordan

Tuesday 4 March 2014

Pacific Rim Review

I'm just gonna start off by saying that this is a completely honest review, I do not intend to sugar-coat anything in this. That being said let me start off by saying that this is one of my absolute least favorite movies I've seen this year. It had no storyline and their actions made no sense and don't even bet me started and some of the.... for lack of a better word 'shit' that is in this movies this includes the aliens that can fire beams, fly and my personal favorite the pregnant alien basically once you've read this review you can save your self the time, I know for a fact that there are really great movies out there but I also know (without a shadow of a doubt) that this isn't one of them.

I'm not rating this I'm simply saying that unless your looking for a truly crap movie(in which case I recommend 'ghosts of mars', its one of my all time favs) just don't bother its soooooooo bad . Its 131 mins of my life I will never get back. Thanks for taking tome out of your busy lives to read this review :D

Jack

Saturday 1 March 2014

Top 10: Villians of the year 2012

First of all I'd like to say I'm sorry I haven't been on in a REALLY LONG time, I'm been dealing with some personal shit and school work I was defiantly be trying to post more as time goes on.
Now that that's out of the way I'd like to introduce a new thing to this blog it's call top ten, basically what it is is just a top "something" of the year "something" it will be different every week so without further ado I present to you: Top ten villains of the year 2012.

10)Abe-Looper
9)Charlie-Seven Psychopaths
8)Hydell-Lockout
7)Tomas-The Walking Dead
6)Weeping Angels-Doctor Who
5)Loki-The Avengers
4)Silva-Skyfall
3)Bane-The Dark Knight Rises
2)The Governor-The Walking Dead
1)Jim Moriarty-Sherlock

So there you have it my Top Ten villains of the year 2012. I'm sure I've missed out something or someone so feel free to comment with your opinion.

Hope to be back soon
Jack

Friday 1 March 2013

This sucks

Hey you guys sorry but I can't do the minecraft lets play for at least a week or two because of my cold but I guess its ok because the map I'd planned to play sucks so I guess that's a sliverlining a way
Anyway I'll keep you informed
Jack

Saturday 23 February 2013

Lets play

Hey internet,
So I just  wanted to tell you guys that the reason I haven't been posting anything for a while is I've been working on doing some let's plays with the guys and I, so I just wanted yo say that unless there are any further problems the first episode should be out before the end of the week.

Jack and the threegamer.com gang